Wednesday, June 1, 2011

How to safely see in the dark after a midnight washroom trip

Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night needing to go to the washroom?
Remember how painful it was to come out of the washroom into the darkness not being able to see anything? Well I will now teach you how to fix this forever!


This is a very simple life hack that the pirates started a long long time ago,

All you need to do is close one eye before you turn the lights on in the washroom and only use 1 eye. Once you are done and turn out the lights you will notice everything is completely black. Now open your eye you had closed and you will notice you can see again and move around without risking injury!!

Pirates used to wear patches on one eye so that when they took over a ship and the crew took the battle under the ship they could simply take off the eye patch and fight without being blinded as their eyes took a few minutes to adjust!


Use this trick next time you need to go from a dark place to a light place back to a dark place and you will instantly see the benefits!

44 comments:

  1. Haha, this is such an entertaining blog.

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  2. Lol... strange i just don't turn on the lights... You had to live in basement or bunker if you really can't see anything at night.

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  3. I use this 'hack' all the time, works great. :)

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  4. I might be taken this in use. haha :)

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  5. Is this true? Anyway, It was a great read. Arrr.

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  6. Shiver me timbers, great advice!

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  7. Awesome trick, will give this a try tonight ;D

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  8. Whoa, that sounds awesome, I need to try it!

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  9. Ahoy me hearties! simple hack, enormous payout.

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  10. One of my favorite pirate facts!

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  11. finally, a blog i can read everyday with my morning coffe

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  12. I usually just leave the lights off stumble to the bathroom and hope for the best :)

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  13. Badass blog I'm definitely gonna visit this site a lot

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  14. Already knew about this one but never thought to use it for the bathroom at night. More more more!

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  15. Haha. Gonna try this. Sounds silly, but it must work.

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  16. I'm gonna hold in my piss tonight just so I can try this haha.

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  17. Neat little trick ill have to use thsi tonight if i need to get up ha

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  18. It's an awesome trick, they even teach it to Marines in Combat Training for night missions.

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  19. Been using this trick for a long time! :D Works great.

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  20. these are great, i have some tips you should check out on my blog!

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  21. this is actually epic, and so simple. it's just a matter of me remembering to do it when i'm half-asleep.
    +followed

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  22. Very entertaining, nice blog!

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  23. Good idea. Simple yet effective.

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  24. the evil genious of the pirates

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  25. This is a fantastic real life hack and might even save your life!

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  26. Tried it last night. Works great :D

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  27. wow. it's so simple.. why has it never crossed my mind.. :/

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  28. While in Basic Training at Ft Lewis in 1971 we were taught to keep one eye closed while lighting a cigarette after dark.

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