Wednesday, June 1, 2011

How to safely see in the dark after a midnight washroom trip

Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night needing to go to the washroom?
Remember how painful it was to come out of the washroom into the darkness not being able to see anything? Well I will now teach you how to fix this forever!


This is a very simple life hack that the pirates started a long long time ago,

All you need to do is close one eye before you turn the lights on in the washroom and only use 1 eye. Once you are done and turn out the lights you will notice everything is completely black. Now open your eye you had closed and you will notice you can see again and move around without risking injury!!

Pirates used to wear patches on one eye so that when they took over a ship and the crew took the battle under the ship they could simply take off the eye patch and fight without being blinded as their eyes took a few minutes to adjust!


Use this trick next time you need to go from a dark place to a light place back to a dark place and you will instantly see the benefits!
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44 comments:

  1. DvallejJune 1, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    so no eating carrots?

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  2. HOODPHENOMENOMJune 1, 2011 at 10:44 AM

    I'll use this for sure!

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  3. GFUCKINGLJune 1, 2011 at 11:06 AM

    This is badass

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  4. braumamanJune 1, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    Haha, this is such an entertaining blog.

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  5. Delirium TigerJune 1, 2011 at 11:12 AM

    Lol... strange i just don't turn on the lights... You had to live in basement or bunker if you really can't see anything at night.

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  6. InfoTubeJune 1, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    I use this 'hack' all the time, works great. :)

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  7. LegitcheaterJune 1, 2011 at 11:31 AM

    @InfoTube me too, it's awesome.

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  8. KristianlimJune 1, 2011 at 11:38 AM

    I might be taken this in use. haha :)

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  9. dalexusJune 1, 2011 at 11:46 AM

    this is pretty funny haha

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  10. ScrewsAndFeathersJune 1, 2011 at 11:55 AM

    Is this true? Anyway, It was a great read. Arrr.

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  11. Skankin_PeteJune 1, 2011 at 12:19 PM

    Shiver me timbers, great advice!

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  12. AnonymousJune 1, 2011 at 12:23 PM

    Awesome trick, will give this a try tonight ;D

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  13. dapsandhugsJune 1, 2011 at 12:34 PM

    Whoa, that sounds awesome, I need to try it!

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  14. GodotofwarJune 1, 2011 at 12:35 PM

    Ahoy me hearties! simple hack, enormous payout.

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  15. MakelJune 1, 2011 at 12:37 PM

    One of my favorite pirate facts!

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  16. katakis1June 1, 2011 at 12:49 PM

    Yarr!

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  17. BloggerJune 1, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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  18. JamesJune 1, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    I use this :D

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  19. el jeffeJune 1, 2011 at 1:02 PM

    finally, a blog i can read everyday with my morning coffe

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  20. Chicity11June 1, 2011 at 1:19 PM

    I usually just leave the lights off stumble to the bathroom and hope for the best :)

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  21. EJRJune 1, 2011 at 2:01 PM

    Badass blog I'm definitely gonna visit this site a lot

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  22. BradenJune 1, 2011 at 2:11 PM

    Already knew about this one but never thought to use it for the bathroom at night. More more more!

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  23. DavidJune 1, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    Haha. Gonna try this. Sounds silly, but it must work.

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  24. KiraJune 1, 2011 at 7:42 PM

    I'm gonna hold in my piss tonight just so I can try this haha.

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  25. NickJune 1, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    great tip.

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  26. CollinBeloinJune 1, 2011 at 8:06 PM

    Neat little trick ill have to use thsi tonight if i need to get up ha

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  27. JoshDixonJune 1, 2011 at 8:17 PM

    this is gonna help so much!

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  28. 1HipHopBlogJune 1, 2011 at 8:19 PM

    Pretty awesome!

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  29. AnonymousJune 1, 2011 at 8:32 PM

    It's an awesome trick, they even teach it to Marines in Combat Training for night missions.

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  30. ToralJune 1, 2011 at 8:41 PM

    Been using this trick for a long time! :D Works great.

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  31. RandyJune 1, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    awesome idea

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  32. ruinzJune 1, 2011 at 9:05 PM

    these are great, i have some tips you should check out on my blog!

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  33. Elliot MacLeod-MichaelJune 1, 2011 at 10:06 PM

    this is actually epic, and so simple. it's just a matter of me remembering to do it when i'm half-asleep.
    +followed

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  34. DIYgamingJune 1, 2011 at 10:28 PM

    Very entertaining, nice blog!

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  35. llllollllllJune 2, 2011 at 1:33 AM

    Good idea. Simple yet effective.

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  36. el jeffeJune 2, 2011 at 8:08 AM

    i really needed this!

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  37. robbieritchieJune 2, 2011 at 11:35 AM

    awesome idea!

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  38. MaquinaJune 2, 2011 at 6:05 PM

    the evil genious of the pirates

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  39. AnonymousJune 2, 2011 at 6:58 PM

    This is a fantastic real life hack and might even save your life!

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  40. The HammerJune 4, 2011 at 1:39 PM

    Tried it last night. Works great :D

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  41. BangszJune 7, 2011 at 4:12 PM

    Cool tricks

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  42. DakotaJune 7, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    Thank god for piracy ;)

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  43. EmptyJune 11, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    wow. it's so simple.. why has it never crossed my mind.. :/

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  44. UnknownJuly 20, 2016 at 1:32 PM

    While in Basic Training at Ft Lewis in 1971 we were taught to keep one eye closed while lighting a cigarette after dark.

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